[SOC] Fishing or Sex

[Claude TERRIER - F5PBL]

FISHING OR SEX?


Four married guys go fishing.
After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing
this weekend.  I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the
house next weekend.
Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a
new deck for the pool.
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy!  I had to promise my wife that I will
remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized the fourth guy has not said a word.  So
they asked him.
"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing
this weekend.  What's the deal?"
 Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 AM.  When it went off, I shut off the
alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she said, "Wear a
sweater."