[SOC] Stop terrorism in your neighborhood

Bill Cunningham [email protected]
Wed, 26 Jun 2002 13:46:00 -0400


A plan emerges


> Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked
> woman that is not a wife, this Saturday afternoon at 2:00 PM.  Eastern
time,
> all North American women are asked to walk out of their
> house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
> Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
> effort.
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> All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their  house
> to prove they think it's okay to see other women nude.  And since  the
> Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your  side is
> further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
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> The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out
> terrorists and applauds your participation. God Bless America!!
>
> Come on guys, get out there and support the gals as they root out the
> terrorists hiding in YOUR neighborhood!
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