[SOC] Probably heard these...

[Rob Matherly]

Boy, the sexist jokes just keep pouring in!  Here's some more ;^)

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"

In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then
God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state troopers and a
dog.

What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.

A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said "I
haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had
your willpower."

Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

A man inserted an ad in the classified: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred
letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still
alive."

How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had
no faults at all.

If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say,
talk in your sleep.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got
married; and then it was too late."

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the
father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

The bumper sticker read: "I lost 250 pounds in one day, I divorced her."

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.

72/73/oo
Rob, W�JRM
ARRL; FP QRP -330; IA QRP #143; SOC #497; QRPp-I #19; Live-Wire #442;

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     a quick retort can ruin everything"   -- Proverbs 13:3 NLT