[SOC] Thursday's Specials

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Some other ones,

Let's start for some tips, special ones for Rob, our NASCAR fan :

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Police Jokes - All in Fun -  Top 10 Worst Things To Tell A Cop!

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!! 
5. Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated? 
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to 
   be a police officer. 
7. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school 
   instead. 
8. Bad cop! No Donut! 
9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 
10. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on "Cops"? 
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This one is not specifically for Rob ... but who knows ?!! (( Rob, KIDDING !))

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 A guy applied to join a nudist club. 
"Exactly what do you do here?" he asked. 

"It's quite simple," said the club secretary, "We take off all our 
clothes and commune with nature."
"Cool," said the guy, "...count me in!!!"  So he paid his membership 
fee, took off his gear and strolled off.  As he walked along a path, he 
saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays."  A little further along he 
saw another sign which read the same thing "Beware of Gays."  He 
continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze 
plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said, 
"Sorry,... You've had two warnings!"
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And last but not least, as we say here : "La v�rit� sort de la bouche des 
enfants" (means: "Truth comes out from childens' mouth")

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         ~~~  Never too young to get it straight  ~~~ 
                      Wise Advice From Kids 
  
         1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10 
         2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't 
              answer him. - Michael, 14 
          3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14 
          4. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9 
          5. Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13 
          6. Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13 
          7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10 
          8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your 
               hair. - Taylia, 11 
          9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as 
              your school assignment. - Traci, 14 
        10. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers. 
             - Mitchell, 12 
        11. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. 
             - Andrew, 9 
        12. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. 
             - Kyoyo, 9 
        13. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 
             - Armir, 9 
        14. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 
             - Kellie, 11 
        15. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. 
             - Naomi, 15 
       16. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9 
       17. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. 
             - Joel, 10 
       18. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom 
             when   she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13 
       19. Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8
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73!
Claude