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Bonjour � tous,

The mailman server at QTH.NET is a bit slow for the moment but anyway, I hope 
this one will reach all of you.

I have read some "good words" earlier today and want to share them with you. 
You may yet know some or all of them, if so, apologize for the trouble !

Anyway .. enjoy !

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Embarrassing Moments 

  These should bring a smile!!!  The following are the top 
three winners   of a Most Embarrassing Moments Contest in 
the "New Woman   Magazine". 
1.)  While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided 
    to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally 
    able to grab   hold of her after receiving looks of disgust 
    and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did 
    not start behaving "right now", she would be punished.  To my 
    horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as 
    threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell 
    Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" 
    The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. 
    Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up 
    the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my 
    daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed 
    behind me were screams of laughter ... 
                               Amy Richardson; Stafford,Virginia 

2.)  It was the day before my eighteenth birthday.  I was living at 
    home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited 
    my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone.  As we lay in bed 
    after making love, we heard the telephone ring downstairs.  I 
    suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a piggyback ride to 
    the phone. 
     Since we didn't want to miss the call, we didn't have time to get 
    dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly 
    came on and  a whole crowd of people yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"  My entire 
    family, aunts, uncles, Grandparents, cousins and all my friends were 
    standing there. My girlfriend and I were in a state of shock and 
    embarrassment   for what seemed like an eternity.  Since then, no one 
    in my family has planned a surprise party again. 
                                       Tim Cahill; Poughkeepsie, New York 

3.)  One of the funniest "most-embarrassing-moment" stories 
    I've come upon in a long time was about a lady who picked up several 
    items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, 
    she learned that one of her items had no price tag.  Imagine her 
    embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed 
    out for all the store to hear, "PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, 
    SUPERSIZE."  That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of 
    the store apparently misunderstood the word "tampax" for "THUMBTACKS." 
    In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom. 
    "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND 
      YOU  POUND IN WITH A HAMMER ???" 

4.)  A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the 
    class was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying 
    attention. She went back to find out what was going on.  He was 
    quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been 
    circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him go 
    down to the principal's office, he was to phone his mother, and 
    ask her what he should do about it.  He did it and he returned to 
    the classroom, where he sat down in his seat.  Suddenly, there was 
    a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate 
    only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out. 
    "I thought I told you to call your mom." she screamed.  "I did," 
     he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, 
     she'd come and pick me up from school..."

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to be continued.

73!
Claude