[SOC] World Cup Quiz - A SOC Answer

[Bob N0UF]

Don't Know - Don't Care!

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Bob N0UF
----- Original Message -----
From: <f5pbl@qsl.net>
To: "SOC" <soc@mailman.qth.net>
Sent: Wednesday, June 12, 2002 4:34 AM
Subject: [SOC] World Cup - France Out - #2


> Hi agn,
>
> Here is a Quizz, just to see if you are really a Soccer fan or not !!
>
> Background : once agn it is abt TF1, the now well-known to you F Channel.
> Pse refer also to the footnotes and pse remember that I am NOT a Soccer
> specialist and so allow some "approx" abt the translations.
>
> Let's goooooo !!
>
>
> In order to win the TF1 little bear "F Soccer Team", pse answer the
following
> pool :
>
> - who is the best F player (the one who has made the more goals) during WC
> 2002 ?
> - who is the quickest F player (sprinter) ?
> - who is the most motivated F player ?
> - which player has received the biggest match reward ?
> - what is the IQ of Roger Lemerre ? (the F coach)
> - What is the motto of the Footix (the 1998 WC F Mascot) :
>   a) "et 1, et 2, et 3 zero",
>   b) "on est les champions" ("we are the champions")
>   c) "allez les bleus-bleus" ("go the blue-blue")
> - For how long Dugarry has he laid on the ground during the game against
> Denmark ?
> - How many controls (? mastering the ball ??) have been missed by Wiltrod
> during this WC ?
> - How many "marking mistakes" hae been made by Candela during the game
against
> Denmark ?
> - Is Thierry Roland a chauvinist ? ((see note 1 below))
> - Who will go to meet the "bleus" at their come back and with which kind
of
> weapon : eggs, tomatoes of GSM/cell-phone batteries ? ((note 2))
> - Will the F team be invited at the BBQ organized by the Elysee on 14th of
> July ? ((note 3))
> - Should we really be sorry that the players of the F team are playing in
> foreign teams assuming the fact that all Senegalese players are playing in
F
> teams ?
> - What is the favorite motto of Roger Lemerre :
>   a) we should not change a losing team
>   b) while exiting of the terrain nose down, one can clearly see where he
is
> walking
>   c) Strategy, that gives headache
> - What is the quotation of TF1 at the stock exchange right now ?
> - In how much ads/commercials (TV, radio, newspapers) do we see the F
players ?
> ((note 4))
>
> In order to answer to these questions, call 0836680000 (3,71 Euros per
second).
> ((note 5))
>
> PS: if you want, you can also send your donations to the association : "We
have
> to save the French Team", PO Box 0000, Seoul Cedex.
>
> And, VERY IMPORTANT, do not forget to go on watching TF1, the WC is not
yet
> ended !!!
>
> ===
>
> Note 1: Thierry Roland is one of the 2 F speakers making the sport
comments and
> more precisely Soccer ones. He is a funny guy, and really "Soccer fan". I
have
> heard that yesterday he was really "in the game". The challenge was to get
2
> goals more than the Denmark in this game. (As the joke runs : "we have 2
goals
> difference, but on the wrong side). And Thierry Roland was really looking
for
> France to win. And it seems that after the 1st Danish goal he was saying,
"Ok,
> Ok ... now we just need 3 goals".
> After the 2nd Danish goal : "Ok, Ok, no pbm, just 4 goals and we are OK".
> And in the last 15 minutes, he was just gg on saying : "we can still do
it,
> only 4 goals to make and all is OK. Well, that is just a goal every 3
minutes
> but we can do it, I know we can do it !". All this being said with his
typical
> accent and enthousiasm ;o))
>
> Note 2: we have here 3 networks for the cell-phones. And each firm has
settle
> some "special contract" with 3 leading  F players so that they
> become "consulting agent" during the WC. You should dial a special phone
number
> in order to get the latest news abt the games running, any "scoop" or any
tip
> abt the games to come.
>
> Note 3: each year, on 14th of July (the 1st who asks me what is 14th of
> July ... I will fire an Exocet at him !), the President organizes a BBQ
after
> the well-known "Military show". This BBQ is taking place in the garden of
the
> Elysee Palace (which is just besides the US Embassy, btw). And in 1998,
when
> France "has done it", the F Champions have been invited at this BBQ.
>
> Note 4 (refer also to note 2) : F players are appearing in a lot, an huge
> quantity of ads/commercials. Check a "remake" at
> http://www.qsl.net/soc/wc/volvic.jpg
> The original one is : "Buvez, �liminez", which means : "Dring [this
mineral
> water], Eliminate [all bad cells/calories in your body]"
> The "remake" says : "Buvez, �limin�s", which means : "Dring, Eliminated"
>
> Note 5 : here, the phone numbers starting with 0836 are the "commercial"
ones,
> the one billing you 6 or 7 FRF/_minute_ (not second !), for example the
"on
> line" games or the sex phone and so on. Note that 3.71 euros = 24 FRF.
>
>
> 73!
> Claude
>
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