[SOC] Coupe du Monde de Football - France Out

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Bonjour � tous les supporters de l'Equipe de France de Football/Soccer !

Here is the "Best of" you are all waiting for.
I will try to make it as funny as possible but some of the "bons mots" may not 
pass the cultural or language barrier bcoz you need some "F background" to get 
it, sorry. Anyway, I will try to explain everything.

First pic received yesterday (maybe 10 minutes after the end of the fatal 
event) : 
http://www.qsl.net/soc/wc/house.jpg

The text means : "Back home" and then "Air France says Tnx to the F team".

Now, let's go a deep further and let's try to understand why we are where we 
are ...

Just order this video tape : http://www.qsl.net/soc/wc/video.jpg
and you will see the "best of" the training of the F team, the advices given by 
the coach, the best replays of the boys but also an interview of the coach when 
going to the "Employement agency" to seek for a new job, the advices of Candela 
abt how to take care of your hair, good advices to get some "light drugs" from 
a country to an other one (from F. Barthez), the duty free selection from the F 
Team.
FREE : the advices of a real "marabout" to break down a soccer team.
And for each video or DVD bought, you will get 250 free TF1 actions.

<<TF1 is the Private TV Channel which has given a lot of money to broadcast the 
WC games>>

You are smilling abt this Commercial Firm (TF1) in deep problems, aren't you ?? 
Shame on you !!  http://www.qsl.net/soc/wc/tf1.jpg

GIFT, offered along with 500 euros (abt US500) 
(the pic shows the "HQ" of the TV Channel).
Building like new, almost not used, in the 16th area of Paris (the most 
expensive one, with the 8th. There are all embassies and "beautiful stuff").
To be taken right now (1015 LT)

<<BTW, the building is not really located inside Paris but in Boulogne city, 
which is located just besides Paris, on the other side of the Seine>>

You need some rest ?? No idea where to go on vacation ??? Here is an offer for 
you :

http://www.qsl.net/soc/wc/to_sell.jpg

To sell : 11 rooms in a wonderful hotel in Korea on the Taegu Isl.
Tennis, swimming pool, wonderful soccer terrain.
Free till 30th of June. Pse contact the FFF (French Football/Soccer Federation).

So, the rooms are free ... the player are now planning their departure :

http://www.qsl.net/soc/wc/bartZin.jpg

Zidane : Which plane will you take 2nite ?
Barthez : The one departing at 2100, what abt you ?

I have yet told you abt the new song we are singing here. Now, as a "scoop", 
here is a pic of the team coming back home :

http://www.qsl.net/soc/wc/avion.jpg

Pse note that this pic is the only _false_ one of all (;o)) bcoz the team will 
come back home using Air France and not AOM.

But now, let's face reality ...

We are done ... http://www.qsl.net/soc/wc/coq.jpg

But there is a least a part of the F population happy of what has happened 
yesterday :
http://www.qsl.net/soc/wc/end.jpg

"Soccer : it is finished !!"

See you soon agn !

73!
Claude

http://www.qsl.net/f5pbl
http://www.qsl.net/soc

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