[SOC] Friday ....

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Hi,

Friday ... last one of the working week.
Ian has yet started his week-end.
We, in Europe, are yet by the middle of the day
You, in the US, have still to start it (sorry).

Here is a short one. You may yet know it but it comes agn to me today and 
surprised me because of a "private" email rx yesterday evening (the involved 
person is here and will recognize himself ;o)).

<<
The FBI decides to select its most faithful agent. 
After a whole series of selections, talks and tests, there remain only three 
candidates. 
For the final choice, the agents put the men in front of a large metal door and 
give a gun to them. 
- "We must be sure that you will follow our instructions, and this whatever the 
circumstances. Behind this door, you will find your wife sitting on a chair, 
and you will have to kill her." 
The first candidate : - "You are not serious? I will never be able to kill my 
wife.

 - Then, you are not for this job. 

The second man receives the same instructions. He takes the weapon and enters 
the room.
Everything is calm during approximately five minutes, then the man returns, the 
tears in the eyes. - "I tried, but I cannot kill my wife." 

- So you are not made for the job. Take along your wife and go back home.

Finally it is the turn of the third. Same instructions once again, by 
indicating to him that he must kill his wife. He takes the gun and enters the 
room. Shootings are heard, a blow then another. Then cries, blows against the 
walls, and noise of pieces of furniture which break. After a few minutes, all 
becomes again calms. The gate opens slowly and the man appears. 
He dries the sweat from his forehead and says : - "You could have said me that 
the gun was loaded with dummy bullets ! I had to finish her with the chair." 

>>

< WARNING >
As usual I will add an "unpolitically correct" comment : after the tragic 
events we all know of, the FBI is doing some internal "reorg" as far as I know. 
I do hope this text is only a "joke".

< END OF WARNING >

Apologizes for this ...

73!
Claude


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