[SOC] How Low Can You Go?

[ng3o]

I just wanted to make sure everyone noticed this news item: Tonight the
Charleston (SC) Riverdogs will attempt to set the all-time record for the
lowest attendance at a professional baseball game by not allowing anyone
into the ballpark for their game against the Columbus Redstixx. This record
for Second-Classness has stood since September 17, 1881, when 12 fans braved
a thunderstorm for a game between Chicago and Troy. It's yet another example
of how being Second Class can be first class. All the average fan has to do
to be part of history is not show up. Go Riverdogs!

74,
Bill NG3O