[SOC] Keep children away of this one ... pliz

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Just read something and can not resist to translate it to you.
I'm sure there will be a lot of amateurs here (!) but pse, keep children away.

Background : People from Marseille (Marseilles) are known to exagerate their 
deeds, especially when they are successful.
You know, the kind of : "I have taken a fish this morning in the river, it was 
at least 2 meters long".

Now, enjoy (?) this one :

3 cute mice from Marseille are speaking together 'round a table in the attic. 
And being from Marseille, modesty is not exactly their prime quality.

1st mouse says proudly : 
- You know these traps using piece of cheese we are supposed to fall in ? Well, 
I can open the closed "jaws" and then take the cheese !

2nd mouse, which can not stay without saying something :
- You see all these poisoned grains of wheat which are on the floor here and 
there. Well, I nibble them like sweeties.

Having heard that, the 3rd mouse stands up and say Good-bye to the first two.
- Where are you going ? ask the two mice, rather anxiously
- I go back home. It is time to f*** the cat.