[SOC] We are all alive

[Ian C. Purdie]

Rob Matherly wrote:

> Lemme have a go....
>
> Oy mayte, poot a shreemp awn the bawbie!

Heh! heh! when Paul Hogan came out with that most Australians rolled around the
floor laughing.

We don't BBQ prawns, just ginormous steaks. Prawns are caught, boiled and eaten.
Reminds me, when the next "no moon"? They're only 10 minutes away from me.

The last one, cuppla weeks back, a mate of mine got a famous entertainer fined
for not having a licence. She had performed at our club one night early in
November and in conversation during the evening he invited her to go prawning
with him [lucky, lucky].

Anyhow, he thought she would forget about it but she rang him the next day to
confirm it. [Wow!]

So off they go prawning in the middle of the night and up jumps the Fisheries
Inspector.

Net checks out OK, regulation holes, regulation size.

"Where's you licence?"

"Don't need one Pal, I'm exempt, I'm a pensioner." says my mate very cockily [a
kind of "up yours" approach]

"Yeah, - - - - but what about your girl friend?"

She copped the $250.00 fine sweet,

How embarrassing? Trying to impress a good looking sheila and you get her
fined....

Take him years to live it down.

Worst part, he wouldn't tell us if she wore a bikini, or nothing at all or
what.... whatta bludger.

> Oh, a dingaw ayt moy baybee!
>
> Thaat's nawt a noife, THIS is a noife

You might pass for a cockney in London Rob.


72/73's

Ian C. Purdie
Budgewoi N.S.W. Australia - Co-ords S33�14', E151�34'
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