[SOC] Fw: Humor: New Gov Emblem

[Bill Cunningham]

Interesting response, John.  Hadn't considered it a liberal joke at all, or
having any particular orientation.  It certainly doesn't promote big
govenrment as your response suggests.  I'm an equal opportunity offender.

73,
Bill C

----- Original Message -----
From: "W2AGN" <w2agn@w2agn.net>
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Sent: Thursday, August 15, 2002 11:04 AM
Subject: Re: [SOC] Fw: Humor: New Gov Emblem


> On 15 Aug 2002 at 10:36, Bill Cunningham wrote:
>
> >
> >
> > > The government announced today that it is changing its emblem to a
condom,
> > > because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance.
> > >
> > > A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next
> > > generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of
security
> > > while you're actually getting screwed.
>
> Since we got the liberal joke for the day, here's one from the other
side....
>
> *To be a liberal, you have to believe the aids virus is spread
> by a lack of funding.
>
> *To be a liberal, you have to be against capitol punishment,
> but for abortion on demand, in short you support protecting the
> guilty and you support killing the innocent.
>
> *To be a liberal, you have to believe that the same school
> teacher who cannot teach your fourth grader how to read is
> qualified to teach you fourth grader about sex.
>
> *To be a liberal, you have to believe that trial lawyers are
> selfless heroes and doctors are overpaid.
>
> *To be a liberal, you have to believe that guns in the hands
> of law abiding Americans are more of a threat then nuclear
> weapons in the hands of the chi-coms.
>
> *To be a liberal, you have to believe that global temperatures
> are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the
> brilliance of the sun and more affected by Yuppies driving
> SUV's.
>
> *To be a liberal, you have to believe that gender roles are
> artificial, that being gay is natural.
>
> *To be a liberal, you have to believe that business's create
> oppression, government creates prosperity.
>
> *To be a liberal, you have to believe that self-esteem is more
> important then actually doing something to earn it.
>
> *To be a liberal, you have to believe that there was no art
> before federal funding.
>
> *To be a liberal, you have to believe the military, not
> corrupt politicians start wars.
>
> *To be a liberal, you have to believe the NRA is bad because
> they stand up for certain parts of the Constitution while
> the ACLU is good because they stand up for certain parts
> of the Constitution.
>
> *To be a liberal, you have to believe that standardized
> tests are racist but racial set-asides aren't.
>
>
>
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