[SOC] Fw: Humor: New Gov Emblem

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On 15 Aug 2002 at 10:36, Bill Cunningham wrote:

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> 
> > The government announced today that it is changing its emblem to a condom,
> > because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance.
> >
> > A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next
> > generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security
> > while you're actually getting screwed.

Since we got the liberal joke for the day, here's one from the other side....

*To be a liberal, you have to believe the aids virus is spread
by a lack of funding.

*To be a liberal, you have to be against capitol punishment,
but for abortion on demand, in short you support protecting the
guilty and you support killing the innocent.

*To be a liberal, you have to believe that the same school
teacher who cannot teach your fourth grader how to read is
qualified to teach you fourth grader about sex.

*To be a liberal, you have to believe that trial lawyers are
selfless heroes and doctors are overpaid.

*To be a liberal, you have to believe that guns in the hands
of law abiding Americans are more of a threat then nuclear
weapons in the hands of the chi-coms.

*To be a liberal, you have to believe that global temperatures
are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the
brilliance of the sun and more affected by Yuppies driving
SUV's.

*To be a liberal, you have to believe that gender roles are
artificial, that being gay is natural.

*To be a liberal, you have to believe that business's create
oppression, government creates prosperity.

*To be a liberal, you have to believe that self-esteem is more
important then actually doing something to earn it.

*To be a liberal, you have to believe that there was no art
before federal funding.

*To be a liberal, you have to believe the military, not
corrupt politicians start wars.

*To be a liberal, you have to believe the NRA is bad because
they stand up for certain parts of the Constitution while
the ACLU is good because they stand up for certain parts
of the Constitution.

*To be a liberal, you have to believe that standardized
tests are racist but racial set-asides aren't.



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