[South Florida DX Association] My kind of thinking

[Pete Rimmel N8PR]

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>>Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan ... what
>> we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this
>> message.
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>> Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
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>>  I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
>> plan for peace. So, here's one plan:
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>> 1.) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
>> their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo,
>> Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will
>> never "interfere" again.
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>> 2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting
>> with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us
>> there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking
>> through holes in the fence.
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>> 3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together
and
>> leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder
>> will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or
>> where they are. France would welcome them.
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>> 4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to
90
>> days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
>> would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself
>> and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We
>> don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
>>
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>> 5.) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
>> they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
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>> 6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy
>> wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy
but
>> will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
>> The caribou will have to cope for a while.
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>> 7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel
>> for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They
can
>> go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the
>> wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
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>> 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,
we
>> will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
seeds,
>> rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give
them
>> is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get
very
>> little, if anything.
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>> 9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We
>> don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the
>> building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
>> aliens.
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>> 10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
>> one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
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>> The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...
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>> Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
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>> "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
>> tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
>> yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' -
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>> If you agree with the above forward it to friends.
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