[ScanIndiana] A Little Humor

[Don]

Federal Organization

Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a
private investigator, Mr. Alan Pinkerton. He was actually the beginning
of the Secret Service.

Since that time federal police authority has grown to a
large number of agencies - FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, SS, ATF, etc.
Now Congress is considering a proposal for another agency:

The "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service." Can't you see
it now, the new service in their black outfits with their initials in
large white letters across their backs?   "FATASS"