[Scan-DC] First of its kind

[John Wilson]

Just a minute! Hold on there! Obviously Uniden did not coordinate this 
product with the Dear Leaders of the Undemocratic Commonwealth or state 
if you prefer...Virginia before authorizing production and availability 
to the other "rouge" 57 or 58 whatever state's citizens!.  This is 
unacceptable!  Does Uniden not know that such criminal products are 
illegal for our peasants...uh taxpayers....uh citizens of the 
CommonWEALTH of Virginia?  It thus shall be decreed that those who use 
these illegal devices shall be punished severely when our law 
enforcement officials capture someone using one. The test will be "Was 
the unit powered on?  If it waa.....gotya...GUILTY! Ding Ding!  Justice 
will be swift including the basic fine amount for speeding based on mph 
over the limit plus the "cherry" of the additional presumed court costs 
which 99.5% of the "captured" violators never will attend. What a sweet 
racket! Illegal radar detectors violators have been very very good to 
the CommonWEALTH's coffers in the past years to the present.

There needs also to be a "Virginia Only" model made available. Will 
there be a special non-radar model made only for the Peoples 
Undemocratic Republic of Virginia where radar detectors are still 
illegal?  As our past Dear Leaders have indoctrinated...uh educated us 
peasants to accept the indoctrination incorrect "fact" that these 
illegal devices are used only by a few drivers who only want to speed 
and violate the laws of our CommonWEALTH or as sometime referred to as a 
"state" if you must.  Virginia must continue to stand alone as the only 
remaining beacon example to the other 56...57..58 whatever rouge states 
as a reminder of how easy is for them also to realize more revenue from 
the multitudes of unworthys who drive on Virginia roads.

Unfortunately thousands of these unworthy drivers continue to violate 
Virginia wonderful additional revenue grabbing source and additionally 
soil our roads with their disrespect and contempt by using those awful 
illegal radar detectors in their vehicles.. As you know, our Virginia 
lawmakers are very wise and know that they are right and the other 57 or 
58 or whatever number of other states are wrong on this subject. (To 
show your respect to the Governor and VA General Assembly, at this time 
please now stand and face towards the Richmond. VA Capitol for 30 
seconds and be seated.  No negative comments allowed).  Those Virginia 
lawmakers who think differently will be warned...uh conversated with by 
our Dear Leaders and ..retrained.. uh reeducated ....uh counseled 
appropriately.

It is noted sadly the other 56..57? whatever states and DC previously 
repealed their radar detector laws, but not Virginia. Why?  It's very 
simple....Money. Virginia is much wiser and smarter than the other maybe 
55 or 56 states or 4 or 7 CommonwEALTHS...whatever about this easy 
revenue source.  Our Dear Leaders  continue to honor the state's special 
"Golden Goose" moneymaker.. scheme...uh revenue source within the 
Republic and defend all attempts to repeal this special Golden Bird 
uh..law. Remember peasants uh....citizens, when you travel do you 
frequently see those "Keep Virginia Green" signs posted by roads around 
the state..uh CommonWEALTH ?  They really pertain more as a reminder to 
the our overtaxed ....uh law abiding citizens and visitors to cherish 
and protect this state moneymaker scheme more than forestry conservation.

Thus proclaimed it must be said and thus it was said.

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Greg Danes wrote:
> A CB radio with traffic radar capability and built in public service
> scanner from Uniden.
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> https://www.uniden.com/automotive/cb-radios/id-BearTracker885/BearTracker_885
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