[R-390] Beaten Horse Graveyard (Goldberg replacement for 3TF7)

[Roy Morgan]

At 02:35 PM 1/5/2006, you wrote:

>light bulb ... changes the resistance of a photocell,
>which changes the speed of a motor, which runs a fan, which pushes a
>sailboat across a tub of water,


Egad, Tom! You talked about this on the list???

What will our patent attorney say?  Threaten to quit, no doubt.

I hope no one notices, or if they do, don't take you seriously.


Pssst!
The Guinea Pig at our house recently transitioned to the Great Radio Room 
in the Sky, but we do still have the two gerbils.  Their 12-year old 
custodian has not noticed that I've installed the potty-and-switch 
mechanisms (PSM) below their cage in the top drawer of her dresser (TDD). 
She never uses the dresser anyway, so we are safe.  Of course all wires and 
such are hidden in the walls (HIW) in accordance with the Evidence 
Protection Plan (EPP), so I expect a good long test period before we 
complete the patent application paperwork  (PAP).  I just hope my soldering 
at midnight doesn't wake her up again (SNIFF)

I had to redesign the gerbil-motion-to-phase shift circuitry (GMTPS) 
because of poor lightening and power line noise immunity (LPLNI), but it's 
working well now.  Feedback Loop Dynamics Calculations (FLDC) continue as 
I  optimize the response time, but it's slow because time on the 
multi-processor parallel computer (MPPC) is hard to get just now. Seems as 
if the Navy folks at the Naval Undersea Warfare Center Carderock (NUWCC) 
Hydrotechnology are developing a new Nuclear Submarine Propulsor and the 
multi-million point hydrodynamic mesh physics equations in their modelling 
codes have approached computational limits.  I *wish* they would keep 
things simpler.

Further reports will be sent by carrier pigeon with above abbreviations 
used for the Pidgeon Payload Weight Reduction Effort (PPWRE). I fear some 
radio nuts might get wind of this and somehow beat us to market.

Roy





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