[R-390] Uh-Oh!
Joe Foley
[email protected]
Thu, 21 Aug 2003 15:28:27 -0700 (PDT)
Barry,
Keep your head out of the solder smoke,..... you'll be
all right.
Joe
--- Barry Hauser <[email protected]> wrote:
> Boomer wrote ...
> <snipped>
> > Second incident is more like #2/ non-Hauser's
> experience.
>
> This has gone too far. This is how stuff gets
> started. A thousand years
> from now, a Chinese kid is going to ask his father
> ..."What does Yin 'n Yang
> mean, father?" His father will look up
> thoughtfully, groping for an clear
> answer suitable for a young mind.."Well,
> Grasshopper, it's the same as
> Hauser/non-Hauser." "Oh, thank you father, you
> explain things so well."
>
> I've always had wierd dumb dreams, usually due to
> falling asleep with the
> TV or radio on, but now there's a new one that goes
> like this: I'm walking
> down the street and someone passing by says "Hi Mr.
> Hauser", to which I
> reply "Hi, how'd you know my name?" The other guy
> says "Well, that's
> easy -- you're the only one -- the rest of all of us
> are Non-Hausers."
>
> Then the creepiest part, I say "Oh, I see, that
> makes sense. Thanks." .. and
> keep walking. Of course, there will be a street
> vendor with a cart full of
> ballast tubes or something, and I'll know it's a
> dream, but of course will
> stop to buy a sack full for $5 and then think ..
> "How am I going to get
> these home? When I wake up, the gear 'n goodies are
> always gone."
>
> Yin .. uh Hauser, uh Barry
>
> PS -- Meanwhile, just think of the poor Williamses
> around the world, past,
> present and future who will be first to have their
> identities erased -- and
> I'll be the one blamed by posterity, not the Barry
> who really started it. I
> mean, they're not gonna blame it on a Williams,
> right? (That's "blw", by now
> some of you forgot his real name and think it's
> "non-Hauser".)
>
> non-Bigelow (can't say "non-Boomer" as that would
> be a lie)
>
>
>
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