[R-390] Uh-Oh!

[Barry Hauser]

Boomer wrote ...
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> Second incident is more like #2/ non-Hauser's experience.

This has gone too far.  This is how stuff gets started.  A thousand years
from now, a Chinese kid is going to ask his father ..."What does Yin 'n Yang
mean, father?"  His father will look up thoughtfully, groping for an clear
answer suitable for a young mind.."Well, Grasshopper, it's the same as
Hauser/non-Hauser."  "Oh, thank you father, you explain things so well."

I've always had wierd dumb dreams, usually  due to falling asleep with the
TV or radio on, but now there's a new one that goes like this:  I'm walking
down the street and someone passing by says "Hi Mr. Hauser", to which I
reply "Hi, how'd you know my name?"  The other guy says "Well, that's
easy -- you're the only one -- the rest of all of us are Non-Hausers."

Then the creepiest part, I say "Oh, I see, that makes sense. Thanks." .. and
keep walking. Of course, there will be a street vendor with a cart full of
ballast tubes or something, and I'll know it's a dream, but of course will
stop to buy a sack full for $5 and then think .. "How am I going to get
these home?  When I wake up, the gear 'n goodies are always gone."

Yin .. uh Hauser, uh Barry

PS -- Meanwhile, just think of the poor Williamses around the world, past,
present and future  who will be first to have their identities erased -- and
I'll be the one blamed by posterity, not the Barry who really started it.  I
mean, they're not gonna blame it on a Williams, right? (That's "blw", by now
some of you forgot his real name and think it's "non-Hauser".)

non-Bigelow  (can't say "non-Boomer" as that would be a lie)