[QCWA] FW: Burma Shave

[Gerry Skinner]

Dick:  THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES1111111
We used to look forward to these signs with great anticipation!
73  Gerry, K4LVZ
----- Original Message ----- 
From: Dick Thompson <wb0dul at adelphia.net>
To: <qcwa at mailman.qth.net>
Sent: Sunday, May 08, 2005 11:49 AM
Subject: [QCWA] FW: Burma Shave


> Maybe this will relieve some of the reflector's tension that has been
> going on.  I'm sure all of us old farts remember these signs.
>  
> Dick
> WB0DUL
> 
> 
>  
> 
> 
> Trains don't wander 
> All over the map 
> 'Cause nobody sits 
> In the engineer's lap 
> Burma Shave 
> 
> She kissed the hairbrush 
> By mistake 
> She thought it was 
> Her husband Jake 
> Use Burma Shave
> 
> 
> 
> 
> Remember these? For those who never saw the Burma shave signs, here is a
> quick lesson in our history of the 1930s and '40's. Before the
> Interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads, Burma Shave signs
> would be posted all over the countryside in farmers' fields. They were
> small red signs with white letters. Five signs, about 100 feet apart,
> each containing 1 line of a 4 line couplet and the obligatory 5th sign
> advertising Burma Shave, a popular shaving cream. Here are more of the
> actual signs: 
> 
> DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD 
> TO GAIN A MINUTE 
> YOU NEED YOUR HEAD 
> YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT 
> Burma Shave 
> 
> DROVE TOO LONG 
> DRIVER SNOOZING 
> WHAT HAPPENED NEXT 
> IS NOT AMUSING 
> Burma Shave 
> 
> BROTHER SPEEDER 
> LET'S REHEARSE 
> ALL TOGETHER 
> GOOD MORNING NURSE 
> Burma Shave 
> 
> SPEED WAS HIGH 
> WEATHER WAS NOT 
> TIRES WERE THIN 
> X MARKS THE SPOT 
> Burma Shave 
> 
> THE MIDNIGHT RIDE 
> OF PAUL FOR BEER 
> LED TO A WARMER 
> HEMISPHERE 
> Burma Shave 
> 
> AROUND THE CURVE 
> LICKETY-SPLIT 
> ITS A BEAUTIFUL CAR 
> WASN'T IT? 
> Burma Shave 
> 
> NO MATTER THE PRICE 
> NO MATTER HOW NEW 
> THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE 
> IN THE CAR IS YOU 
> Burma Shave 
> 
> A GUY WHO DRIVES 
> A CAR WIDE OPEN 
> IS NOT THINKIN' 
> HE'S JUST HOPIN' 
> Burma Shave 
> 
> AT INTERSECTIONS 
> LOOK EACH WAY 
> A HARP SOUNDS NICE 
> BUT ITS HARD TO PLAY 
> Burma Shave 
> 
> BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL 
> EYES ON THE ROAD 
> THAT'S THE SKILLFUL 
> DRIVER'S CODE 
> Burma Shave 
> 
> THE ONE WHO DRIVES 
> WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING 
> DEPENDS ON THE CAR 
> TO DO HIS THINKING 
> Burma Shave 
> 
> CAR IN DITCH 
> DRIVER IN TREE 
> THE MOON WAS FULL 
> AND SO WAS HE. 
> Burma Shave 
> 
> And the all time favorite: 
> 
> PASSING SCHOOL ZONE 
> TAKE IT SLOW 
> LET OUR LITTLE 
> SHAVERS GROW 
> Burma Shave 
> 
> Do these bring back memories?? 
> If not, you are such a child. 
> If they do, you're older than dirt, like me! 
> 
> Have a great day! Still young at heart! 
> 
> And one I remember:
> 
> Hardly a man
> Is now alive
> That travels on curves
> At seventy-five
> Burma Shave
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
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