[OKDXA] BARF

[K8fu at aol.com]

Nelson...................
 
You're a hoot but I'm 1 step ahead of you this  time..........................
 
With my retirement last yr and the really cappy band condx I've become  
incredibly bored. So I  founded the "Beleaguered Animal Rescue  Foundation"
 
I've hired a high school kid to work a section at a time. He procures dogs  
who have been tethered or enclosed and brings them to me. I wait 3 or 4 days  
then plaster the section with  BARF flyers then wait for the phone to  ring.
 
I then return the animals for a SUBSTANTIAL  reward. You have NO  idea how 
much people are willing to pay for a scruffy dog...............
 
This has become so lucrative I've begun franchising in the neighboring  
states. I'm hoping to go national by the end of  next yr.
 
Let me know if you're interesting in a  brochure............................
 
 
RIBBIT..........................................RIBBIT........................
............BOHICA



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