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[Nelson Derks]

Dan Aykroyd: I'm station manager Dan Akroyd. During the past few weeks in
Los Angeles, actor Lee Marvin and his former live-in companion Michelle
Triola Marvin have been in court to settle her claim that he owes her half
his income from the six years they lived together. That is the subject of
tonight's Point-Counterpoint. Jane will take the pro-Michelle Marvin point,
while I will take the anti-Michelle Triola counterpoint. Jane?

Jane Curtin: Dan, times change and so does the nature of relationships.
People are reluctant to get married these days and looking at divorce
statistics, who can blame them. But the lack of a piece of paper does not
necessarily mean a lack of a total commitment. A woman is this modern-day
relationship may well give up all her personal pursuits, as Michelle Marvin
claims she did, to give her full support to her man's career. And Michelle
Marvin is just asking that the courts recognize that reality. Dan, there's
an old saying: "Behind every successful man there's a woman." A loving,
giving, caring woman. But you wouldn't know about that, Dan, because there's
no old saying about what's behind a miserable failure. [ gives a look of
arrogance ]

Dan Aykroyd: Jane, you ignorant slut! Bagged-out, dried-up, slunken meat
like you and Michelle Triola know the rules. If you want a contract, sign on
the dotted line. Oh, but let's all shed a tear for poor Michelle Triola.
There was only testimony that she had sexual intercourse over forty times
with another man while living with actor Lee Marvin. But I suppose that sort
of fashionable promiscuting means nothing to you, Jane, who hops from bed to
bed with the frequency of a cheap ham radio. But hell hath no fury like a
woman's scorn, and Michelle Triola, like a screeching, squealing, reptatious
swamp sow is after actor Lee Marvin's last three million dollars. I guess
what you and Michelle are saying is that when you're on your backs, the
meter is running. Well, please spare us, gals, and tell us the rate's at the
top. Then we can choose which two bit tarts and bargain basement sluts to
shack up with.

Jane Curtin: That's the news. Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.