[Milsurplus] Offended by "Ham-mered?"

[KD7JYK DM09]

> I've been told a couple of people are "offended" by
> my description of a piece of gear which has suffered
> the usually pointless, needless application of "the golden screwdriver" as
> having been "Ham-mered."

Tell them you find their being offended offensive.  That shit works both
ways and now that they are offended AND offensive, suggest they do the right 
thing and remove themselves from society so EVERYONE is happy...  After all, 
they wouldn't want to be what they accuse everyone else of being.

Kurt