[MilCom] Santa Avoids Midair Collision

[jeff]

On Sat, 2005-12-24 at 20:10 -0500, Ken wrote:
> BTW has anyone copied him yet on any of the ATC frequencies yet?  Still 
> haven't been able to determine if he's using VHF or UHF.. I would imagine 
> he'd be talking with NORAD also...  Hmm, wonder if he will be allowed to fly 
> over Camp David -- or has the guy temporarily residing there been too 
> naughty this year to get a present?  ;)

Nah, they knew exactly what route he was taking because they've been
`monitoring' his phone calls and emails.  It's ok though, because it's
by Executive Order.  A Mr Cheney authorized it because the foreigners
who pull the sleigh are probably terrorists.

I'm sure you'll agree that Homeland Security not allowing him to overfly
the US will make the country much safer.

And if you look reallllllly closely, you'll notice the resemblance
between this alleged Mr Kringle and Osama bin Laden.

If you promise not to tell anybody, I'll let you in on a little secret:
early next week, the White House is going to reveal that Santa was a
guest of the president of Iran last year.