[Lowfer] There goes the neighborhood!

[John Davis]

>> Too darn cold to be thinking of playing Robin Hood.

An apt comparison.  After contemplating Bill's potential hassles with the
airport security folks, I realized that if you take the letters of "Bill
Ashlock," rearrange them, and change a couple of the excess letters to an
extra "a" and an "R" because the joke doesn't work otherwise, you come up
with:

Ro Bin al-Ahksli


Which looks like a good name for a terrorist if I ever saw one; and to make
matters even worse, is pronounced much like Robin Hood's formal name, Robin
o' Locksley.  As we all know, Robin Hood was dedicated to taking from the
rich and giving to the poor, a concept which to this very day strikes
unspeakable terror into the hearts of supply-side capitalists.

Be careful out there, Bill.  You could be designated an enemy combatant in
the infamous class warfare we hear so much about.  :-)

John D