[Lowfer] [##]Working On Vertical

Peter Barick [email protected]
Tue, 04 Feb 2003 13:15:34 -0600


>>> [email protected] 02/04/03 12:29PM >>>
> Reasons 23 and 24 why the loop is the TX antenna of choice at LF:
> 23) >Now let's see how the neighbors react ...
> 24) >>LEK has finally recovered from a bad case of low antenna
> current caused by frost and ice build-up on the antenna and support
ropes.

>25) When they haul you off to federal prison, your wife can sell off
the
>copper tubing and keep food on the table.

>26) Squirrels can get from tree to tree without risking their necks
by
>jumping.
>JA
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Hmm, lemme see,

 27) When pipe loop-in-the-trees completed and an UFO appears, your Art
Bell Show appearance will likely result in a book-film contract.

27 A) A coronary to the above. The mass of media reporters now camped
up and down your street will beg you to prove you are not the second
coming and further, to display your psychic powers owing from the rumors
of the alien chip implanted in your butt. Hoping to bring some closure,
you'll show them the Argo screens and that will be the proof they
broadcast on CNN that the Semarians are here.

Eric, be careful when playing with Loops. There's no known antidote.

Peter, just one of Art's minions