[K3PZN-List] Ten UNDENIABLE Ham Truths

[Keith Krichinsky]

Ten Undeniable Ham Truths

1. That antenna is only temporary . . . 
2. "If my wife ever finds out what this stuff cost, I'm a dead man...." 
3. The worthless stuff thrown away today shows up on eBay tomorrow. 
4. If you can't sneak it in through the basement window, bring it in
through the front door wrapped in a fur coat.
5. You have absolutely no trouble finding your car in a crowded
parking lot. (Unless you're at a Hamfest.)
6. One of your antennas or piece of gear that you seldom ever if at
all use develops a problem, now all of a sudden you must get it fixed
as if you use it daily.
7. The XYL will ALWAYS need help with something DURING a QSO, never
before or after the QSO.
8. During tornado watches and warnings, we are more concerned about
our antennas coming down than we are about our house being blown up.
9. Computer Nerds think that Hams are the real weirdo's. 
10. "Christmas" and or "birthday" come about 15 times per year (or
whenever an unbudgeted radio purchase comes up). Technically, I
shouldn't be getting any more "presents" for the next 10 years!


-- 
Keith Krichinsky - W3MDC

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