[K3PZN-List] Mobile Communications Center (formrly known as "the van") Committee
Keith Krichinsky
[email protected]
Tue, 24 Feb 2004 12:57:20 -0500
Hear Ye! Hear Ye! One and ALL!
Notice is hereby given to one (you) and all (ARES/RACES members) that there
will be a call to arms (meeting) upon the 9th sunset hence (next Wednesday
evening, March 3rd). Said call to arms shall commence at three bells beyond
supper (7:30) at the bottom of the magic etherial tower (in the club
station). All who are so driven (interested) in working with the honorable
and trustworthy Sir Frank of Rodski and the loyal and often whimsical Sir
Keith of Krichinsky are begged (asked) to make their presence known
(attend).
Said notice is furthermore extended to all officio and ex-officio (officers)
of the realm (club) to announce themselves (also attend) at said call to
arms (the meeting).
Scantilly clad wenches will provde ale and grog to all (there is a coke
machine in the building).
Wisdom and counsel shall be dispensed (we're gonna discuss):
War tactics (vehicle deployment criteria and operational parameters),
logistical considerations (equipment lay-out), stores (other stuff to be
kept on the vehicle), misdirected concealment (exterior decoration), tax
collection (fund raising), care and feeding (maintenance), and so forth and
so on (etc.).
Please acknowledge your intentions (send me an e-mail) of participation (if
you're gonna show up or not) henceforth (soon). Failure to do so could
result in an appointment with the executioner (a 50-50 raffle against Bill
Mellama) or worse (you'll have to listen to some of my bad jokes).
Good morrow (73's) good sirs and madams (ladies and gentlemen).
Whew! (This was a tough one to write.)
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