[Hallicrafters] Live From The Swamp, Saturday HCI Net!

[K2DP]

Duane,

I must point out to you that Frogzilla is in great danger of being eaten by
one of the GATORS living in The Swamp. That is a Florida Gator !!!!! The
hallowed name "The Swamp" can only be used by Florida Gator football fans in
reverence and sanctity when referring to Florida Field, the home of the 1996
NCAA Football Champions !!!!!

Please keep Froggy safe by diverting him to other wetlands more suitable for
creatures of his lowly stature. Perhaps you would like to send him north to
Doake Campbell Stadium to bother the Seminoles at Florida State University.

73,
Dave, K2DP

----- Original Message -----
From: "Duane Fischer, W8DBF" <dfischer at usol.com>
To: <hallicrafters at mailman.qth.net>
Sent: Friday, March 28, 2003 10:13 PM
Subject: [Hallicrafters] Live From The Swamp, Saturday HCI Net!


>
>
> Yo Humans,
>
> It is me, Frogzilla. A lean, green and very mean amphibious war machine
that
> kicks sand, butts or a metal bucket with the neighbor's obnoxious Cat
trapped
> underneath it! Ring that felines chimes until his eyes light up like the
> flashing lemons on a Las Vegas slot machine! Croak! He will stagger off
thinking
> he has sniffed one too many catnip balls and check into the Betty Ford
Clinic
> for drug abuse treatment! I will be hosting the HCI Saturday March 29th 40
meter
> Net because the blind dude is outside in the pouring rain trying to fix
the
> newly installed double bazooka feedline. The SWR was higher than the
gonads of a
> Giraffe and the blind dude headed out the door with his antiquated talking
VOM
> from Radio Shaft, wet suit and GPS equipped shades. It is dark as pitch
out
> there, but that does not bother him. Says he can hear better in the dark
when
> the hood is quiet. If he does not fall in the frog pond and drown thereby
> polluting the wet land environment, or catch pneumonia and cough out both
lungs,
> he might even join me. But if he croaks, there will not be any SK sale, so
don't
> even think about stealing his stuff. I already have!
>
> So roll your chubby buttocks out of that recliner, grab some hot coffee,
> preferably in a cup!, and waddle over to that vintage Hallicrafters and
warm it
> up. It is Spring time and you need to get some exercise dude! Like shake
those
> cakes! You can't spend your life parked in a recliner watching the war
news on
> CN&N all the time! Join me for the pre-Net at 12:45 PM EST, (1745 UTC).
and the
> Net proper at 1:00 PM EST, (1800 UTC). The frequency is the same as
always,
> 7.280 Mhz lsb +/- for key clicks, mike splatter and the way too wide wings
of
> those Firebirds flapping their chops as usual. Are those old dudes so
blind they
> can't adjust their mike gain to something less than wide open? I think
they
> could over modulate two tin cans on a waxed string! Croak!
>
> I hope to hear many of you tomorrow, so be there! If this rain does not
let up,
> I may have to start rounding up humans two by two!
>
> Frogzilla
>
>
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