[Hallicrafters] Live From The Swamp, Saturday HCI Net!

[Duane Fischer, W8DBF]

Yo Humans, 	
	
It is me, Frogzilla. A lean, green and very mean amphibious war machine that
kicks sand, butts or a metal bucket with the neighbor's obnoxious Cat trapped
underneath it! Ring that felines chimes until his eyes light up like the
flashing lemons on a Las Vegas slot machine! Croak! He will stagger off thinking
he has sniffed one too many catnip balls and check into the Betty Ford Clinic
for drug abuse treatment! I will be hosting the HCI Saturday March 29th 40 meter
Net because the blind dude is outside in the pouring rain trying to fix the
newly installed double bazooka feedline. The SWR was higher than the gonads of a
Giraffe and the blind dude headed out the door with his antiquated talking VOM
from Radio Shaft, wet suit and GPS equipped shades. It is dark as pitch out
there, but that does not bother him. Says he can hear better in the dark when
the hood is quiet. If he does not fall in the frog pond and drown thereby
polluting the wet land environment, or catch pneumonia and cough out both lungs,
he might even join me. But if he croaks, there will not be any SK sale, so don't
even think about stealing his stuff. I already have!   	
	
So roll your chubby buttocks out of that recliner, grab some hot coffee,
preferably in a cup!, and waddle over to that vintage Hallicrafters and warm it
up. It is Spring time and you need to get some exercise dude! Like shake those
cakes! You can't spend your life parked in a recliner watching the war news on
CN&N all the time! Join me for the pre-Net at 12:45 PM EST, (1745 UTC). and the
Net proper at 1:00 PM EST, (1800 UTC). The frequency is the same as always,
7.280 Mhz lsb +/- for key clicks, mike splatter and the way too wide wings of
those Firebirds flapping their chops as usual. Are those old dudes so blind they
can't adjust their mike gain to something less than wide open? I think they
could over modulate two tin cans on a waxed string! Croak!          	
	
I hope to hear many of you tomorrow, so be there! If this rain does not let up,
I may have to start rounding up humans two by two! 	
	
Frogzilla