[Hallicrafters] Frogzilla Hosts Free Food Feast For Father's Day Net!

[Duane Fischer, W8DBF]

Yo Homo Sapiens , AKA the only extant species of the genus Homo:  	
	
It's me, Frogzilla, the amphibian genetic answer to that bloated white sea going
order of Squliformes noted for having a large and voracious appetite and covered
with a cartilaginous skeleton. No, not a Washington, DC politician or Roseanne
Bar in a swim suit sprawled on an
ocean beach looking like a Great White Whale who made a wrong turn and quadruple
parked on top of the beach house!  Her skin is not covered with small tooth like
scales, like the other members of the Shark family, she just has liver spots and
enough body hair to make a dozen hand woven Persian rugs! The movie called this
sea going Tuna sucking monster Jaws, rumor has it that the late Orson Wells was
rejected for the part because the cost of covering him with water resistant body
paint put the movie over budget! Croak! The man used a sixty inch hula hoop for
a belt! 	
	
Now tomorrow Sunday June 15th is Father's Day. Normally regarded as a minor
Hallmark event by the biological progeny this male created and funded for at
least eighteen years. While some are good and appreciative of his unselfish
devotion and generosity, too many are wallet sucking leeches who would not
recognize the words "please" and "thank you" if they bit them on both of their
bare buttocks simultaneously! Croak! So I am going to offer some special prizes
to fathers with a Ham radio license who remain conscious after stuffing
themselves with a Hungry Big Man TV dinner, so thoughtfully prepared in the
microwave by their loving wife who did not have time to cook real food because
she had to see her therapist and then rush to a local beach to lie naked in the
solar radiation to get rid of the tan lines left by her G-string underwear that
were affecting her work performance as a bank teller by inducing emotional
trauma caused by a childhood remembrance of the Barbie doll that had perfect
buns. Duh! So why didn't she like just lie naked in the first place and use the
G-string like a sling shot to kill Crows that were doing cat calls about her
stretch marks from childbirth?                 	
	
Join me, and the blind wonder dude, at 12:45 PM EDT, (1645 UTC), for the
pre-Net. Then drop some frozen cubes of H2O down your briefs to remain awake for
the regular Net at 1:15 PM EDT, (1715 UTC). The frequency will be 14.293 Mhz usb
+/- for key clicks, mike splatter and the agonizing screams of males so
incredibly stupid as to actually drop those frozen cubes into their underwear
and freeze their gonads as solid as steel ball bearings as if they were walnuts
stored in the chest freezer for freshness! 	
There will be a prize awarded to the Ham who is the oldest father that checks
in, the father with the most immediate family members who are licensed Hams, the
youngest father who is a licensed Ham and the father who holds the oldest
license.        		
	
You must be present to win, so do not check in and then exit! An exception will
be made if you have a valid reason for the abrupt departure, such as an attack
of diarrhea or get bored, doze off and knock yourself unconscious when your
skull impacts the Hallicrafters tx or rx! If you can not be heard by the NCS, a
relay station may be used for the check in.  	
	
I am grilling by the HCI frog pond tomorrow, so if you are in the area, stay
away! Croak! Ever try to feed ten thousand hungry Tadpoles strained garlic Fairy
Shrimp? I have got to have a serious croak session with some of these third
cousin to a frog Horned Toads who need more comprehension between the words
'prophylactic' and 'prolific'. Hope to hear you on the air, so be there dude!
Have a great Father's Day and remember to give old Bill Halligan, SR., where
ever the dude is, the high five for creating those Hallicrafters wonders that
still go glow in the dark.    	
	
Frogzilla