[Hallicrafters] RE:20 Meter Net

[Steven Grant W4IIV]

Duane, have you considered a career as a fiction writer? (or counseling?)...HI HI  Steven

"Duane Fischer, W8DBF" <dfischer at usol.com> wrote:Rick, 

Doubtless a result of that convertible ride you took yesterday with the XYL.
Remember when she told you to pull over and put the top up as the wind was
messing up her hair and you locked up the brakes and did a sideways slide into
the local undertaker's parking lot? Remember how she got a little livid and
those expensive 18K gold studs on her diamond earrings melted? This was just
before she smacked you along side the right side of your noggin with her pointed
toe black patent leather shoes leaving a heel in your middle ear canal! This
accounts for that ear. The other got all plugged up when you told her to blow in
your ear and your credit card would follow her anywhere. She did and that
accumulation of two decades of old ear wax with assorted hair fragments stuck in
it, melted and sealed you up like a cork in a wine bottle! 

The only known cure for this condition, medically known as earis plugus maximus,
is to eat a heavy lunch of Texas chili beans with barbecue bacon, and a sauce
made from raw Spanish onion shoots, Cuban hot peppers known as chi chi bang
bang, dried Parisian wine that did not ferment and a five day old slightly moldy
bakery rejected English crumpet blended together. Once ingested, made a very
fast trip to your family physician's office for your annual prostate digital
exam! This blocks all gas from escaping and before you can cry out in pain from
the Giant Sequoia suddenly blocking your southern most entrance, the pressure
will blow that pointed toed shoe and that disgusting ear wax out of your ears
like race horses coming out of the starting gate at the Kentucky Derby! Now
Rick, you can hear the Net. 


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From: Kb3epj at aol.com
To: hallicrafters at mailman.qth.net
Subject: [Hallicrafters] RE:20 Meter Net
Date: Sunday, August 24, 2003 7:37 PM

Todays 20 Meter Net,

Bad conditions here on the east coast at the time of the 20 meter net.

I could, at best, hear Duane once every now and then.
Sorry I missed everyone.

Seems conditions improved later though.
I'll try to catch the Wed. nite net.

73 all,
Rick/KB3EPJ
"Boatanchor Cove"


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