[GreenKeys] How To Get A Teletype 35-KSR Into Your Living Room

[tony.podrasky]

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TO MY WIFE:

Sweatheart: So I won the 35-KSR on eBay. I was willing to pay $1,000 for 
it - but I got it for ONLY $500.00! ISN'T THAT GREAT?!

(I have a 28-RO in the living room, in a wood-grain box (which is going
to be available shortly).

So, - I told my wife:

"I've been looking for this 35-KSR for YEARS AND YEARS - and I FINALLY
GOT ONE! I would have paid $1,000 for it - but I got it for ONLY $500.oo!
So I'm going to give you the other half of the $1,000.oo! Here's your
$500.oo. ISN'T THAT GREAT?!

(Wife basicillay danced around the room).

I'm going to GET RID OF the 28-RO that is next to the computer desk
and put the 35-KSR in its place.



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