[FADCA] I'm Alive

Sat, 13 Mar 2004 20:45:32 -0500

this sounds familiar...........

oppps

LOL

EFM
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From: <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Friday, March 12, 2004 00:29
Subject: Re: [FADCA] I'm Alive

> Doug, it may be too late, but:
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> Upgrading To Wife 1.0
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> Be careful when trying to execute this update! It might backfire on =
you
> just like this guy.
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> Dear Tech Support:
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> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed =
that
> the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot =
of
> space and valuable resources.
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> In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
> monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night =
10.3,
> Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run,
> crashing
> the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the
> background
> while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about =
going
> back
> to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
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>  Please help!
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>  Thanks,
>  A Troubled User.
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>  REPLY:
> Dear Troubled User:
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> This is a very common problem that men complain about.
> Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it =
is
> just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
> Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
> EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return =
to
> Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program =
files
> from the system once installed.
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> You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to =
not
> allow this.
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> Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support." I
> recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I
> suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate
> software augmentation.
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> The best course of action is to enter the command C: \ APOLOGIZE. =
Because
> ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the =
system
> will return to normal anyway.
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> Wife 1.0 is a great! program, but it tends to be very high =
maintenance.
> Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep =
3.0,
> Cook
> It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
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> However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
> cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, =
the
> only
> way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
> software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
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> WARNING!!!
> DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt =
3.3.
> This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause =
irreversible
> damage to the operating system.
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>  Best of luck,
>  Tech Support
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> ----- Original Message -----=20
> From: "Doug Christ" <[email protected]>
> To: <[email protected]>
> Sent: Thursday, March 11, 2004 9:04 PM
> Subject: RE: [FADCA] I'm Alive
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> > My wife was watching me typing the message so I had to
> > state that I was enjoying myself Chuck.
> >
> > Doug
> >
> > --- [email protected] wrote:
> > > Doug Christ wrote:
> > > > Hi everyone.
> > > >
> > > > Just a quick note to let everyone know that I am
> > > > enjoying my vacation in the Washington DC area. I
> > > have
> > > > seen some winter weather while I have been here
> > > (big
> > > > thrill for a Florida boy). I should be back in
> > > state
> > > > by early next week. I been reading the emails and
> > > it
> > > > looks like everyone is busy.
> > > >
> > >
> > > Anyting above 28 North (runs parallel to
> > > Hillsborough
> > > Ave. in Tampa about 1 block north of the road)
> > > should
> > > require hazard pay in this boy's mind. You are WAY
> > > north of there, and enjoying it?!?!?
> > >
> > >
> > >
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