[Elecraft] OT: Bagpipes.

[Tim Heasman]

Ho, ho, bloody ho

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----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Darwin, Keith" <Keith.Darwin at goodrich.com>
To: "Elecraft Discussion List" <elecraft at mailman.qth.net>
Sent: Friday, September 14, 2007 2:25 PM
Subject: [Elecraft] OT: Bagpipes.


> 
> Bagpipes!
> 
> How do you make a chain saw sound like bagpipes?  Add vibrato.
> 
> Why do pipers walk while they play?  To get away from the sound.
> 
> What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?  Nobody cries when
> you chop up a bagpipe.
> 
> What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?  You take your
> shoes off when you jump on a trampoline.
> 
> A man with a set of bagpipes in the back seat of his car stopped in
> front of the bank in down town NY City.  While in the bank, he
> remembered he forgot to lock his car.  Fearing the worst, he rushed back
> to his car but it was too late.  Someone had already put another set of
> bagpipes into the vehicle.
> 
> - Keith N1AS -
> - K2 5411.ssb.100 -
> 
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