[Elecraft] OT: Bagpipes.

[Darwin, Keith]

Bagpipes!

How do you make a chain saw sound like bagpipes?  Add vibrato.

Why do pipers walk while they play?  To get away from the sound.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?  Nobody cries when
you chop up a bagpipe.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?  You take your
shoes off when you jump on a trampoline.

A man with a set of bagpipes in the back seat of his car stopped in
front of the bank in down town NY City.  While in the bank, he
remembered he forgot to lock his car.  Fearing the worst, he rushed back
to his car but it was too late.  Someone had already put another set of
bagpipes into the vehicle.

- Keith N1AS -
- K2 5411.ssb.100 -