[Dx-qsl] FW: Girls night out

[ron]

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--- Richard Hicks <K4UTE at comcast.net> wrote:

> 
>     /*/ /*/Why females should avoid girl’s night out
> after they are
>     married:
> 
> 
> 
>     The other night I was invited out for a night
> with 'the girls'. I
>     told my husband that I would be home by
> midnight. 'I promise!' were
>     my last words.
> 
>     Well, the hours passed and the Margarita went
> down way too easy.
>     Around 3:00 a.m. and a bit loaded, we piled into
> a cab and headed
>     for our respective homes. Just as I got through
> the door, the cuckoo
>     clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3
> times.
> 
>     Realizing my husband would probably wake up, I
> quickly cuckooed
>     another 9 times. I was particularly proud of
> myself for coming up
>     with such a quick-witted solution to cover my
> tardiness. (Even when
>     totally smashed!) 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos
> totals 12 cuckoos.
>     (MIDNIGHT!)
> 
>     The next morning my husband asked me what time I
> got in, and I told
>     him midnight. He didn't raise an eyebrow or
> anything and continued
>     to read the morning paper.
> 
>     Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, 'I
> think we might need a
>     new cuckoo clock. When I asked him why, he said,
> 'Well, last night
>     our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh,
> shit,' cuckooed 4
>     more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another
> 3 times, giggled,
>     cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the
> coffee table and farted.'
> 
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