[Dx-qsl] FW: Girls night out

[Richard Hicks]

    /*/ /*/Why females should avoid girl=92s night out after they are
    married:



    The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls'. I
    told my husband that I would be home by midnight. 'I promise!' were
    my last words.

    Well, the hours passed and the Margarita went down way too easy.
    Around 3:00 a.m. and a bit loaded, we piled into a cab and headed
    for our respective homes. Just as I got through the door, the cuckoo
    clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

    Realizing my husband would probably wake up, I quickly cuckooed
    another 9 times. I was particularly proud of myself for coming up
    with such a quick-witted solution to cover my tardiness. (Even when
    totally smashed!) 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos.
    (MIDNIGHT!)

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told
    him midnight. He didn't raise an eyebrow or anything and continued
    to read the morning paper.

    Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, 'I think we might need a
    new cuckoo clock. When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night
    our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh, shit,' cuckooed 4
    more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled,
    cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table and farted.'


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