[Boatanchors] Missing a Bet

[David Stinson]

You know, we boatanchor guys are "missing a bet."
You'd think our close association with "audio-phoolery"
would give us a clue to this early-retirement path.
Don't laugh:  They've actually sold several of them:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/FAMOUS-PROSPERITY-AMULET-TRY-IT-SS-CRYSTAL-QUANTUM-RADIO-REALLY-WORKS-WITH-YOU-/381095909602?hash=item58bb1618e2:g:wg8AAMXQDK1RwMjN