OK, so much for "Elmer;" let's see how much really old-timey radio you know: If I say to you: "Hoops!" (clue: a nick-name for a person), Of whom and when am I speaking? Gold star sticker and a cookie to the winner..... And if you can quote a verse or two of the poem from which this name came, you will win the title: "Utterly Awesome Old Radio Guy. "