[Boatanchors] Yo You Buck Sucking Auction Addicts!

[Duane Fischer, W8DBF]

It is I, Frogzilla. So save your insults and other hormonal or enzyme related
flushable human refuse for your biological brothers. The sisters of your
pathetic, but amusing, species seem less prone to slime slinging and I give them
the amphibian equivalent of the human "high five"!	
	
Why is it that you humans can not understand that system owner Al Waller, K3TKJ
created a special list some years ago that you electronic auction addicts can
post away on and not upset other list subscribers? So write down this list name
and then go sign up for it!	
	
ebay-fs at mailman.qth.net  	
	
Then you can whine, complain, brag, boast, buy, sell and who knows what else,
all you want and nobody will give a rodent's rump about it! Of course you won't
be able to bitch and moan here, but nobody said life for you Homosapiens was
going to be a walk in an orchard! Remember the Apple? CROAK! As I recall, it did
not do so well by Miss Snow White and her seven knotkneed little dorks either!
Maybe it is more safe to eat the green and yellow ones and not those bright
juicy red ones, heh?  	
	
So go sign up for the electronic auction list and post all you want there, and
not here! Be happy! Simplify life! EBAY is not a sin there, so go there and you
will be both sin-less and dollar-less! CROAK! If you can't figure out how to
sign up, then write the dude who manages these lists, Tim Miller:
listowner at mailman.qth.net 	
	
Now let's talk about real radios, the vacuum variety that really suck in the DX.
Not that even too stupid for a human to write satellite TV commercial about it
"sucking". Enough to make a Buzzard hurl! You can also patronize Gary the parts
dude in Maine who is re-stuffing both his stomach and old capacitors! CROAK! The
man winds a transformer like he was born to it! Bet his dreams would be fun to
observe on the neural wave pattern scope at Duke University in Durham, NC!  	
	
Gotta hop! I hear footsteps approaching which can mean only one thing. The blind
dude made it to the mailbox and back without getting run over by one of the
neighborhood's teenage bicyclists, who based on the way they ride, are in
training for a destruction derby. The winner being the last one able to crawl to
the Judge's stand to claim his plastic trophy and gift certificate for treatment
by a Paramedic!  	
	
Now get your bacon shakin' mortals and sign up at: ebay-fs at mailman.qth.net