[Boatanchors] Want A Great Deal? Join Saturday HCI Net!

[Duane Fischer, W8DBF]

Stay tuned for a news flash hotter than old Sol when he gets belchosphere hot
flashes and burps ferocious fiery flames that melt the very core of Mercury as
that mythological fleet of foot winged warrior beats feet for the firewall! 	
	
Meanwhile, back at the pond that Frogzilla made famous by hurling himself off a
wildly swaying Hustler 6BTV and making a gigantic splash in the Ham world five
years ago, a splash that still has ripples foaming at the shoreline beckoning
the brave of spirit to venture in to find the Collins R-390a receivers that were
buried at sea by a United States aircraft carrier in 1988 in the Caribbean
somewhere off the coast of ...	
	
Join the HCI Saturday 40 meter Net and learn things your mother never dared to
tell you. About why your little sister glows in the dark and made enough money
leasing herself out on Halloween night to haunted houses as Casper's cousin,
Jasper The Giggling Girl Ghost to pay her first two years of college! Why the
family pet mysteriously vanished one Thanksgiving day after licking the glowing
green foamy goo stuff off the iridescent white Jello salad made from a recipe
found in the 'Area 51 Nutritional Guide For Aliens'. Or why your Uncle Rufus
Fungusfoot was arrested by the FBI for allegedly using Class C common fireworks
without a permit when he charged people a buck each at a July 4th Moose Lodge
rump roast dinner to watch him spit glowing colored balls into the night sky
like a human Roman Candle while he made his skeleton light up like a x-ray!
Remember those little trinkets we got in the jumbo box of Fruit Hoops? The ones
that if you held them near a bright light for a minute or so and then put them
in a dark place they glowed with some strange mystical energy? Your Timelux
wrist watch you could see while zipped tight in your sleeping bag? Those pieces
of 'real' green cheese from the Moon we mailed two .90% Silver quarters and five
Shucks Mr. Peanut wrappers for? That unearthly greenish yellow glow that was
like way cool? It was Radium! They are telling us that it is going to kill all
of us some day before we reach ninety-eight years of age. You can get in on the
class action lawsuit, just watch the Lawyer Channel and write down the toll free
number for Luminescent Louie.     	
	
Join the HCI pre-Net at 12:45 PM EST, (1745 UTC) and the Net proper at 1:00 PM
EST, (1800 UTC). The frequency will be 7.280 MHZ lsb +/- for key clicks, mike
splatter and Gary 'Mr. Parts' Brown on his super Maine bullhorn pitching his
latest parts acquisitions at prices you may sprain your arm  grabbing for your
PayPal card! Gary is a good guy, truly, and if you need parts, he is the man!
But you must be on the frequency for the HCI 40 meter Net in order to hear him
all the way from Maine, must be the propagation, heh? (snicker)	
	
Join us and let's make those wonders that still go glow in the dark come alive
and fill that vacuum the way that only a pair of 6146's can. Hear you on
Saturday November 5th! Be there!	
	
	
Duane Fischer, W8DBF	
NCS: Hallicrafters Collectors International	
netcontrol at w9wze.org