This is actually an INTENDED "spoof" written by a handful of U.S. Army "over educated" NCOs with some "extra" time on their hands! I am one of the "guilty" parties. Here it is in its entirety: (MS Office/Word document) <http://home.comcast.net/~rbethman/ <http://home.comcast.net/%7Erbethman/>DARKSUCKER.doc> Bob - N0DGN