[TheForge] Off Topic A joke

[Mark]

Charles, 

A sign in a physicist's office - Heisenberg may have slept here. 

Mark Williams 
Snow Hill, Maryland 

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From: "Charles Vincent" <xlch58 at swbell.net> 
To: theforge at mailman.qth.net 
Sent: Friday, December 16, 2016 8:54:01 AM 
Subject: [TheForge] Off Topic A joke 

Only because there used to be so many physicists on here in days gone by.... Just saw this on quora and it was too funny..... 



The physicist joke 

Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding. 

The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?" 

Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!" 

The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!" 

Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!" 

The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men have anything in the trunk. 

"A cat," Schrödinger replies. 

The cop opens the trunk and yells "Hey! This cat is dead." 

Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well he is now." 


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