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[Matt Stevens]

On 9/09/2010 3:11 p.m., Jerry Smith wrote:
> Is that Male or Female Yak Urine?

Well, don't tell anyone, its an old family secret, but we use a 60/40 blend.

Getting fresh stocks through customs tho, can be a b****.

If you want to try it, send a letter via donkey mail to Pedro the Smith, 
Up Top, Himalaya's. Pedro is from a long line of Pedro's, begotten from 
a lost Conquistador looking for China. Family legend says that Pedro the 
Conquistador stole from Mrs Pedro's father a sword made of layered steel 
and that Pedro's ever since have been making up for that theft.