[TheForge] OT: Goats and Uisge

Thu Dec 16 17:57:37 EST 2010

An admirable and thoughtful response, again Jerry.
Maybe my friend with the champion yellow lab will show up tomorrow,
to dance with Rapunzel,. She's in heat.
Got the extended, lightweight pole pruner conversion done and it seems 
to work pretty well, adds 6' to my reach.

On 12/16/2010 2:05 PM, Jerry Frost wrote:
> Good question actually. Yes, it'll stop him in his tracks other than to do a
> little running in circles trying to get it out of his eyes, nose and mouth.
> Try it on yourself at about 25% in a spray bottle. Use a squirt bottle on
> Ed, a water bottle is a bit much but they're common. I rinced out an old "No
> More Tears" shampoo squirt bottle and it works just right though our boys
> haven't needed a chemical response in a long time.
>
> .38SPL is plenty unless you try shooting him head on in the head. Their
> skull is no kidding several inches thick extra dense bone under at least an
> inch of horn base. Use a taser if it comes to that. A few months ago an
> Anchorage cop (APD Officer) was confronted on his front porch by a marauding
> black bear and had to taser him to get clear. To (sorta quote as I recall
> from the news interview) "The bear immediately inverted onto it's back
> making uncoordinated running motions and mewling. Another couple points in
> favor of the taser, It won't kill him and two they don't ricochet. (SP?)
>
> Your best course is to first learn how to handle goats, as Phlip says
> they're herd animals, live by the pecking order at their deepest instinctive
> level and you've been pushing the wrong buttons. Dangerously so. Don't sweat
> it, this is like any other skill; knowledge and practice. Once you "know"
> how to act and react you need to DO it long enough it's automatic. It's
> better to be proactive than reactive, just like driving a car or working
> metal or . . . Whatever. If you can see what's coming it's much easier to
> avoid and better yet, train them to not go THERE.
>
> It's similar to pack behavior but with differences that actually make it
> harder to get a handle on. The big trick is never but NEVER enter in the
> pecking order competition. It's a little hard to express but you have to
> KNOW you're the boss and know it below gut level. If you watch "The Dog
> Whisperer" you'll see this applied to pack think. Watch Cesar walk into a
> situation where a dog is out of control and big enough to be a serious
> danger. Just his presence is usually enough to defuse the dog, Cesar
> radiates ALPHA but more importantly in a calm way. Getting angry is a BAD
> thing, acting out of anger is really BAD. Anger is the result of fear and
> makes you weak and if you're a threat too almost any animal will try to take
> you.
>
> So, head up, back straight, NO eye contact, soft voice but don't speak to
> him unless you're giving him a command like, "hold still"  Use his name
> first, then the command. Don't bark it definately don't shout it but don't
> make it a question either. Goats are smart and pretty easily trained but
> NEVER keep treats in a shirt pocket. Especially now while Ed thinks he's
> boss he'd just knock you down and take them from you.
>
> The ONLY time you give him a treat including breakfast or dinner is when
> he's calm submissive. (Dog Whisperer term) for example all the girls are
> getting their evening grain Ration but ONLY because they stood calmly while
> you clipped the lead their collars. Ed gets his grain AFTER he's stood
> calmly while you tie him. Expect some excitemed moving around but no
> rearing, jumping butting or hooking allowed. If he does ANY, simply take his
> bowl and leave the pen. One and I mean ONE serious mistake and it's "No Soup
> For You!"
>
> Separate Ed and the does but get him a wether castrated boy as a companion,
> he's a herd animal and will become dangerously neurotic if alone. No, he's
> NOT neurotic now, he's being an intact male goat competing with another
> alpha (you) for breeding rights.
>
> Okay, I'll break off before I go into severe ramble mode. Deb's the family
> expert and can give you a list of good reading material and or put you in
> contact with the right people. Don't worry about asking her, you're a city
> guy moving into an alien life style, there's lots to know and the learning
> curve can be dangerous. She's helped lots of folks get a working handle on
> keeping goats.
>
> Jer
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>
>> Oh, stoopid question: is there any chance squirting him with vinegar will
>> just piss him off and make him attack?  If so, do you think a .357 loaded
>> with .38 SPL +P to the head will dispatch him in case I cannot make over
>> the fence in time?  I don't want to hurt him, but don't want to end up
>> dead or ICU'd even more.
>>         -A. Vida
>>
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