[TheForge] OT: Goats and Uisge

peter fels & phoebe palmer artgawk at thegrid.net
Sun Dec 12 13:57:26 EST 2010


Pleased you survived Andy!!
And happy you were strong and adept enough to regain control.
In my view, any domestic animal that wants to kill people,
Belongs on a dinner plate or a bull fighting arena...Breeder or not.

On 12/12/2010 7:04 AM, Andrew Vida wrote:
>
> Speaking of goats, anyone want a large ram?
>
> About a week ago Ed knocked me over and had me dead to rights.  Once
> again I am obliged to believe in miracles because in the darkness my
> hands reached out and landed squarely on his horns, which I resolutely
> refused to let go of as he endeavored to relieve me of my intestines.
> By yet another miracle I managed to get him off me (he was at one point
> standing ON me), get to my feet, and back out of the barn without much
> injury.
>
> To all the atheists I will say this: sometimes coincidence is too
> coincidental to be coincidence.
>
> That said, Ed has to go.  But I'd like him to get a good home and not
> end up in shitty conditions or someone's stew pot.  He is an excellent
> breeder.
>
> I cannot explain why I am alive to write this.
>
> 	-Andy
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