[TheForge] Re: Uh-oh names (was: Few New Pics)

[Mike]

> Actually, I'd appreciate it if all you guys with kn1fe or we0pon
> sites would refrain from using those terms explicitly on those
> sites.  You see, the firewall on my company's system screens me from
> seeing anything with such unacceptable words...

Well, Bruce, we'uns all better just find some new,
bureaucracy-friendly, politically correct, droidspeak-compatible
locutions, hadn't we?  Lessee, kn1fe an we0pon...

  Analog Personal Extension: Single-Handed Incisive Tool

  Defensive/Offensive Generalized Technology for Unilateral Resolution
  of Disagreements
  

Kinda clunky, I guess, so before long we'll probably start using the
acronyms for ordinary purpo.... um....

Oh, never mind.


- Joe King, Epist. Eng.
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Bridgewater Institute for Advanced Study &
Scotia Centre for Advanced Media Studies