[TheForge] Oh my GOD...

[Ben Barrett]

If you bury him out back, in the pile of chicken feces, for a few
months, it may give him that antique look he's been searching for...
;)

ben

PS - what is this about anyway, did I miss something about Spencer and
a bench?  I'll try to catch up with the other messages, but this just
cracked me up!!



On Dec 20, 2007 2:21 PM, Washington, Aubrey O. <awashington at ou.edu> wrote:
> I like the distressed look that comes from 100 years of use, personally.
>
> Aubrey
>
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> Subject: [TheForge] Oh my GOD...
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>
> It must be me...  I feel the need to smack someone silly...
>
> Chef from hell came home.  Puts on one of those stoopid, retarded home
> improvement shows.  Some IDIOT named Spencer bought a really nice
> looking oak bench.  He then decides to DISTRESS it with chain and
> hammer.  I'd like to distress a few of his teeth with said chain and hammer.
>
> I know it takes all sorts to make the world go 'round, but really...
> this is beyond the pale.  The whole idea of distressing a beautiful
> piece of work makes my skin crawl.  Some people really are unforgivable
> dolts.
>
> Spencer needs to get the crap smacked out of him.