[TheForge] Oh my GOD...

[Andrew Vida]

It must be me...  I feel the need to smack someone silly...

Chef from hell came home.  Puts on one of those stoopid, retarded home 
improvement shows.  Some IDIOT named Spencer bought a really nice 
looking oak bench.  He then decides to DISTRESS it with chain and 
hammer.  I'd like to distress a few of his teeth with said chain and hammer.

I know it takes all sorts to make the world go 'round, but really... 
this is beyond the pale.  The whole idea of distressing a beautiful 
piece of work makes my skin crawl.  Some people really are unforgivable 
dolts.

Spencer needs to get the crap smacked out of him.